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I'm Jimmy, 25 years old, super-hot and an up and coming journalist.

My journalism education consists of two lessons:

Number one: Never let the truth get in the way of a good story

Number two: Proper CAPITALISATION is imperative. I can NOT stress THIS enough. Capitalisation is the difference between "helping your uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse".

My only regret in life so far is that I wasn't around to enforce this important number two rule of journalism when my colleagues were deciding on a name for this site.

Seriously though, I think this is a fantastic place. I plan on submitting movie reviews that, unlike those of most reviewers, are written by a movie lover instead of movie critic.

I'll also be reviewing some video games and books.

Enjoy the ride, and keep your seat belts on at all times. You'll certainly need them!